PoLiTiCaLlY CoRrEcT

The border patrol is now suspected of employing a new secret weapon, the border between the U.S. and mexico is now being turned into a large moat, where the Fla. Fish and Wildlife Commission will deploy the new secret weapon helping with the control that has been lost for some time. The estimated 12- 20 million illegals that are at present in the U.S. fear that this new secret weapon will be so successful that they will not attempt returning to mexico and are advising others to consider the dire consequences of attemp to enter.
The U.S. border patrol was not available for comment.
The 9-foot, 6-inch alligator was trapped just under the bridge where Yovy Suarez Jimenez, 28, was last seen, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Dani Moschella said.