PoLiTiCaLlY CoRrEcT

Courtesy of Moonbat*



You are Invited!!!!!

Due to the cancellation of the Inaugural Ball for Senator Kerry there
will be a small Soiree for those who have already bought their attire.

The nights entertainment will be provided by the DIXIE CHICKS &
Bruce Springsteen.

Tissues for excessive self pity will be furnished by Susan Sarandon and
Tim Robbins.

We are pleased to announce DAN RATHER will be our Master of
ceremonies!!!

YAAAY!!!

Cameron Diaz has pledged CUPCAKES!!

What's this??? . . . . a free screening of Fahrenheit 911!  Thank
you, Michael Moore.

Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book..."I open my mouth...and
Stupid falls out."

P. Diddy will not be in attendance; he is still trying to get the vote
out. If you see him, tell him that he was not "disenfranchised" from
this event. He can come home now.

Barbara Streisand! is preparing for her next role and will not be here,
(boo hoo); she will be starring as Teresa Heinz Kerry in the sad story
of Shove It. " A true story of how an immigrant makes it big.


Ted Kennedy will be tending the bar (of course). He demanded a contract
first. Serve one, drink two. Serve two, drink four - - -

Just in.....Sour grapes will be provided by the Heinz Corporation.

Cheese is available with the whine.

Larry Flynt will be taking official photos.

Terry McAuliffe will be making an appearance - but only at the window -
on the outside looking in.

George Soros will arrive in a gilded chariot pulled by eight white
horses.

Teresa will be stunning in a jeweled hospital gown. She is coming
directly from election surgery - had her lips stapled! She also now
believes she is suffering from P.E.S.T. {post election syndrome trauma}

Susan Estrich, being picky about her diet, will be bringing her own
crow.

John Kerry will be flipping the burgers...flipping is something he has
proven to be very good at.

Lots of ketchup folks, the White House has donated thousands of bottles
of Heinz relish, mustard, and all the pickles too. A spokesman reports
they have switched to an alternative brand.

Attention all actors: Norman Lear is casting for his new television
reality show Fahrenheit 11-2-04 how'd the GOP do that?

After counseling guests on moral issues, the Reverend Jesse Jackson
will be sweeping up

Hope to see you all there...not much else going on.

HILLARY



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